I want to be my Arch Nemesis.

My Arch Nemesis has what could be called an unhealthy obsession with dropped food. She takes pictures of it, and I’m pretty sure there’s a page on her blog devoted to dropped food she’s encountered. While I normally don’t jump on the Arch Nemesis bandwagon, when I was Target-ing today, I discovered this:

It was pretty sad, since it looked like an absolutely delicious fat pretzal, and I immediately changed my mind about buying food inside Target if this is the sort of yumminess they’re hocking. I’m also not quite sure if that missing section was a bite or if it was dropped before it could even be tasted, and the missing section is more due to being stepped on or rolled on by a car. I’m also not sure I would have picked it up and eaten it, as it’s dangerously close to the exhaust pipe of the car parked over it, but other than a little general wear and tear, it probably would have been okay.

I hope my Arch Nemesis is happy, since she has so inspired me that I whipped out my camera in the busy Target parking lot to document an instance of dropped food.

3 Responses to I want to be my Arch Nemesis.

  1. It’s great! Someone evidently took a bite of it and hated it so much that they threw it under a car just so it’d get backed up over.

    So am I allowed to put it on my Abandoned Food page?

  2. You may add it to your Abandoned Food page. I’d be honored to be included.

  3. [...] picture to my abandoned foods page. Though she did it not by actually sending me the photo but by posting it in her own blog, thereby forcing me not only to visit her blog once to see it but to KEEP visiting [...]

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