[Scrubs]
a damn good margarita
adding articles to things
air conditioning
angst
annotations
arch nemesi,
Arrested Development,
bad reality tv
being a GA
being bitter
being snarky
being the little spoon
Brian Trapp
Carbon Leaf
Carolina Crown
Casa Lopez
Catholicism for Dummies
chapstick emergencies
chips and salsa
Chucktown
Cigarette and Mike Doughty Parties™
coffee
coloring
comedy jokes
cuddling
Dog the Bounty Hunter
dogs
doing things for Norway
Donkey
drive-thru Chick-Fil-A
ellipses
Elphaba
Enbrel
fake italian families
feather beds
Ferdinand the Fireman
funding
generic Xanax
getting my MAT
ghosts
Guinness
Guster
honey
Hott Adam Salandra
impromptu dance parties
improv
improving improv
Indiglo
industrial strength deodorant
Jay Clifford
Joe Purdy
John Krasinski
Jump, Little Children
Mike Doughty
Mr. T
murder parties involving hats
My Person™
Nike Air Rifts (ninja shoes)
ninjas
not grading papers
old english sheepdogs
old wooden staircases
people who follow
pillows
pirates
pirates who are ninjas
plastic pants
popes
pumpkin pie
puppies
safety first
Scrabble
self-deprecation
semicolons
Sharpies
slumber parties
snakes on planes
Snow Patrol
South Carolina
stealing people’s wireless internet
stealing things
strong arms
super long e-mails
swinging (on a swing set, not the other kind)
the beach
The Boy Least Likely To
the moon
The Office
The Olive Garden
the pirate game
thesis
throwing things at freshmen
tiny sidewalks
Tony’s
trademarking things
tubs of cheesecake
Turbo Dog
Tyler (the state)
walking up steep hills
watching people
watching people find records
wearing hats
what waterfalls think
whores
Wicked
writing stories
Wulfmorgenthaler
Zach Braff
